After I'm dead I'd rether have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. -Cato the Elder (234-149 B.C)
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. -Groucho Marx
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. -Paul Fix
I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose. -S.I. Hayakawa
He who laughs, lasts. -Mary Pettibone Poole
Don't be humble.  You're not that great. -Golda Meir
Marriage is not a word but a sentence.
It is better to be a coward for a minute that dead for the rest of your life. -Irish proverb
Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river. -Haitian proverb
Wise men make proverbs but fools repeat them. -Samuel Palmer